grand\ theft\ impairment

grand\ theft\ impairment
1. (Grand Theft Impairment) (5832↑, 2963↓)
The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.

Girl: Hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies? Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.

Related: grand, grand theft auto, gta, theft
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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